Right. I’ve just got details of the Woo’s diet, and I’m going to follow it. The essentials are: ‘Don’t keep food in the house’ ‘Don’t buy anything interesting for yourself to eat’. The Woo says that, for instance, last night she had a tablespoonful of potato salad and some rye bread.
Possibly I could just eat cat-food. Old people do that, don’t they? And they’re thin.
Am just going to buy potato salad and rye bread from now on.
The truly excellent thing about the Woo Diet is that you can eat anything you like while you’re out. So I shall be going out. A lot.
