What an amazing book that is, that Topiary recommended! It’s called ‘Why Men Marry Some Women and Not Others, and basically, it tells you what you have to do to get married. Especially if you are getting on a bit. The advice could be boiled down to:
1)Diet until you are around size 10
2)Put makeup on and groom yourself
3)Wear nice (not tarty) clothes
4)Be a very nice person
5) Spend all your free time going where men are
6) When you find a man (and you have to be prepared to accept balding, fat guys) determine whether he is a serial non-committer or not. If he is, dump him and find someone better
7) After you’ve get into nice relationship with this balding fattie, make it very clear that you want to marry him desperately and are expecting a proposal. If you don’t get it, dump him and…etc.
I never realised you had to try that hard. But I suppose it’s obvious that you do. I immediately got Rachel and Jasmine to read it, and we’re all now practising ‘looking pleasant’ (you have to look as if you are just about to smile)(No grinning madly). And you’re also supposed to walk about with rolled-up washcloths on your shoulders, to get a nicely erect posture.
Anyway it is just amazing, and everything in it is backed up by reams of research. I just wish it wasn’t ESSENTIAL to lose all that weight.
