Friday 23 May 2008
Battenburg - Not
Just can't stand Battenburg. Not even a tablespoonful of it. Will have to be coleslaw instead. With kiwi fruit (which I also hate) for vitamins. And minerals etc. Actually, that seems quite a good diet. Another reason for not having Battenburg: everyone here at work has been giggling about it.
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9 comments:
I absolutely HATE battenburg as well.
Excellent decision, Cream Teas!
Dear goodbyetoallfat, it's strange, isn't it? I love nearly all cakes - except that one.Love from scones xx
What kind of fat loser are you?
Just eat healthy food and do exercise Ms Porky. No one wants to go out with a lardy lady who talks about kittens and bubbles.
Dear Anonymous, well, that's rather an unkind comment. But, you know some people HAVE wanted to go out with me, even though I do talk about kittens and bubbles. Still, even though you have hurt my feeling by calling me Ms Porky I hope you have a nice evening, love scones
(Cow rallying Topiary Troops to foist out this snotty Anonymous)
Doesn't understand people who are mean to others for no reason at all.
Cream teas, you are a sweet person!
Moo!
Dear Topiary, thank you so much for rallying. I don't know why it is, but people are always insulting me. But I try not to let it get me down. Love from sconesxx
(Cow sending a fluffy kitten to scones)
No insults allowed to scones. New policy.
And, Cow admits she has never tasted a Battenburg and in fact isn't sure what it is. Some sort of cake you can buy in a store?
Mooing in cross-Atlantic confusion
Dear Topiary, I'm afraid you'd have to follow me around all day being terribly fierce (in a nice green bushy way) if you wanted to stop ALL insults. I just sort of attract them. But it's lovely to be defended here.
A Battenburg is a cheap nasty English cake, pretty to look at, chequered pink and yellow, the squarish bits glued together with jam, and the whole thing wrapped in almond paste. It would probably be delish if Heston Blumenthal or someone like that made it, but the ones you get in cornershops are so sweet you have to make a face when you eat it, and very stale. Ughh. Love from scones xx
Hmm. Stale cakes should not be allowed, for sure. In fact they should be thrown out so foraging critters can have a treat.
Moo!
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