Friday, 31 October 2008

Does Carrot Cake Matter?



Apologies for not posting this week, but my computer at work broke, so I had to share with Valerie (in the same office) and of course had to be v careful. For a moment, there, I thought they weren’t going to replace the computer, ever, and this would mean I was going to be sacked FOR SURE, but it seems to be OK, though there is a strange atmosphere hanging over the place, somehow, and I didn’t dare make a fuss about the new computer taking so long to arrive.
Well, the party at Jasmine’s last Friday was an austerity party. We were supposed to make do and mend etc and bring wartime recipes. I took along a carrot cake, as they ate that in the war (though of course back then they were not baked by Mr Waitrose), but other people really got into it, making stuff no one in their right mind would want to eat, like mock-sausages and dried egg. I was very excited about this person I was being invited to meet, but it turned out to be – Glenn. Mind you, it was an improved model of Glenn. He had cut his hair short, and did not smell of alcohol (in fact drank fruit juice all night). He had a Tshirt under his jersey and later (we all went out to a Chinese restaurant) when he got hot I saw it read: ‘Die Hard: Take Viagra’, which is quite amusing, really. Glenn was incredibly well-behaved and very clean. And, as you know, he is extremely good-looking, with his dark hair, slim figure and blue eyes. He told me he’d been in AA since I last saw him and he is turning his life around. He lives on a big farm in Cornwall with a group of friends, and he kept saying why didn’t I move down there too (with Mirabelle, of course) as I could have my own place – no strings attached. It sounded like a sort of chalet in the woods that I could have if I wanted. It sounded quite tempting. Especially as they are almost completely self-sufficient, with a cow for milk, and a veg garden. Nothing else happened, but I found myself wondering, much as Sarah Jessica Parker does in those Sex in The City voiceovers: Is Money Really That Important? Maybe I’ll have to investigate. Or maybe not.

2 comments:

The Topiary Cow said...

Good about the computer and job. Whew.
But:

O mi goodness!

Glenn! Glenn? Glenn?

How can it be that THIS was the guy? Is there only one single guy in England?

As for SJParker, remember the Sex and City episode where she dates the AA-recovering guy although his AA counselor says he's not supposed to have relationships yet? And she breaks up with him and he ends up drunk outside her apartment in the gutter, yelling her name?

Just reminding you. Haha. :)

Cow agrees, the charm of rural life could be enticing, but check it out thoroughly first! Like, who owns it? And maybe give Glenn time to ensure he is serious about AA.

Then, provided ONLY that there is sufficient Topiary on this Cornwall farm and his friends are serious Students of the Revered Art of Topiary, and show Respect to you as a Host of Topiary Cow Blog Comments....

Then, okay. Rural life, it is.

Moo!

scones with jam and cream said...

Dear Topiary, well, yes, I do have reservations about Glenn. AS you know. But maybe he's something to keep in reserve. IF I get desperate. Love from scones xx