Tuesday, 27 May 2008

Oskar



While Rachel was here she told me something disturbing. She said that five years ago, when she moved in with her ex, he bought a kitten. Oskar. She never much liked Oskar (something about his expression, and the way he looked at her). Anyhoo, they installed a catflap in their garden flat and Oskar settled in, and she got the feeling that he was aware she wasn’t sure about her because whenever she was a little unfriendly or rowed with Jason (her ex) Oskar’d poo on the duvet. When Jase left, he went to America, so there was no chance of him taking Oskar, and she says it’s like being in a sinister marriage with an abusive man now. Oskar actually pees on the fruit in the fruit bowl. He jumps on her bed suddenly in the night…he stares at her through the windows when she’s watching TV…he tears rats apart on the sofa… he winds round her legs when she goes down into the basement, like he’s thinking of tripping her up. She says she couldn’t take him to the RSPCA, that would be too unkind. She’s just very uncomfortable in his company, and does everything she can to spend time away from the flat.
It made me look at Mirabelle Chanelle differently, when Rachel had left…

6 comments:

The Topiary Cow said...

Dearie me. Cats, normally so cuddly, sweet, and friendly...Cow doesn't know what to think about this.

Mooing softly in distress for Oskar and Rachel...

DJ Kirkby said...

How very odd...I guess he can tell she is uncomfortable around hiom. Perhaps he is acting naughty in order to get attention, sort of like a child does? Send Oskar here, our old Werecat would soon sort him out into a well behaved boy!

DJ Kirkby said...

P.S. Just read your 'about me', may I suggest you visit dear Louche's blog(listed on my sidebar), he may just be your dream man. He IS a dream of a man!

scones with jam and cream said...

Dear Topiary, it IS worrying. Cats are adorable. Clearly something has gone horribly wrong.
Dear DJ Kirkby, how lovely that you've called in. I'm sure you'd sort Oskar out - you have a gift for happiness and happy relationships. Rachel just doesn't. Her men are always the wrong sort too.
You're so right about Louche. Trouble is, he's too young for me - and he already has a glamorous older woman companion in the Woo. Love from scones xx

Anonymous said...

For god sake, please shut up about cats. No wonder you are single.

Also I fail to see how someone who force-feeds his girlfriend chicken fat (when she is already feeling sick) is much of a catch.

scones with jam and cream said...

Dear Anonymous, well, you know,cats are very important to some people.
And if you are referring to Louche when you talk about people 'force-feeding chicken-fat' then I think that is unkind. It was so so thoughful of him to make his girlfriend chicken soup.
It was nice of you to call in, even though your comments were a bit grumpy, love from scones